Okay, everybody, I need your help. Because these days you are my bestest friends. And I have a secret I need to share…
Lately I’ve been happy.
Not drunk. Not delirious with rage. Not gleeful from revenge. But really and truly content.
The first sign of this new happiness was a restlessness I can’t remember ever feeling before. Then there was a certainty that I was constantly forgetting something.
My body doesn’t know what to do without stress. I think the thing I keep forgetting is to be pissed off. I have nothing to bitch about, really.
And you must know how much I love to bitch.
Oh, sure, there are a million little things that I could complain about, but at this point it would just feel silly.
And there are a few emotional loose ends to tie up – but we’ll get to that eventually.
But right now I feel good and happy and…
And now I don’t know what to do with myself. I never thought I’d get here.
Here’s where you guys come in. And I’m counting on you! So, tell me: What do you guys talk about when there’s no crisis to deal with?
Because I’ve never been without one. And now my biggest problem is that I feel an uncontrollable urge to curse at people for no reason.
🙂 Go fuck yourself.